Elizabeth Hurley "Beach" Clothing Line

Hollyhock One Piece
$178.00



Charlene One Piece
$228.00



Lotty Kaftan
$277.00



Manjaray Kaftan
$237.00



Bonita Shorts
$98.00



Camille Long Shirt
$168.00



Julia Cover-up
$183.00



Rahul Dress
$216.00



Stella Mini
$118.00

Sammi Sweetheart Collection!? .. Wish List

Oxidized Ring with Tri-Color Pave Crystals

$45.00

Pave Heart Earrings

$35.00

Gunmetal Heart Necklace with Smokey Stones

$45.00

Smokey Crystal Ball Elastic Bracelet

$15.00

All of these are amazing, and I would purchase a million of them if I could.

Love Sammi Sweetheart!  Kudos !

Lots of Love

It's been months..

Since I've been on here due to lack of interest but I am back!
And this girl can't waiiit for Christmas!
Best time of year <3

Me?

I'm scared of everything.

I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am

& most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

<3

Music Minute

All We'd Ever Need - Lady Antebellum

Bored..

So I found some jokes that I think are hilarioussss

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

 
 

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

De-Stressing Starts With ...

A Nice TALL Bottle Of

Here's to tonight; A messy fucking night.